Sawdust & Sparks
Humorous & Snarky Coasters

Humorous & Snarky Coasters

$4

Sarcastic one-liners, dry wit, and laugh-out-loud sayings for the friend who appreciates a good zinger with their drink. Add personalization in the engraving notes at checkout.

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More snarky coasters

A sampling of sayings we've engraved, or bring us your own.

Round cork coaster engraved: Living the dream, dream crossed out, plan B
Square cork coaster engraved: I'm all panic and no disco, with a disco ball
Square cork coaster engraved: I don't want to seize the day, I kinda just want to poke it with a stick
Round cork coaster engraved: That awkward moment when you're wearing Nikes and you just can't do it
Round cork coaster engraved: Houston, I am the problem
Round cork coaster engraved: Not to brag, but I'm what professionals call moderate to severe
Square cork coaster engraved: Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me and then I remember that I put up with you
Square cork coaster engraved: Stop being an a-hole. There. Now I'm your life coach
Square cork coaster engraved: I'm not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Round cork coaster engraved: Giving away free samples of my attitude today